The story begins as,
Once upon a time I was being bored on Facebook (a thing many people can say) in late May 2013 and I was looking at one of my friend’s profile and seen this really attractive white guy comment on her picture. I was at first reluctant to add him but then I was like what the hell might as well go for it. I did and he accepted my friend request. I was really excited, honestly. He was a skinnier description of my perfect white guy. I love tall skinny white boys so much and he just about fit that. We started talking and that night was so bored I was writing confessions for some reason, so he asked me to tell him why I added him. I said exactly
“confession: I accidentally stumbled on your profile today and i think you are really attractive. that’s why i added you. You accepted and I was so surprised. You seem like someone fun to hang out with.”
then I proceeded to ask him why he accepted my friend requests. He said exactly
“confession: I accepted your add because you’re cute and have huggggeee boobs.”
that didn’t offend me at all. I honestly have heard that a lot. We proceed to message. I joke around with him yesterday. Will you marry me is what I asked in a joking manner. He said yes. It did make me smile.
A few months earlier he recommended I talk to his friend he lives closer to me. So I did. His friend wasn’t what I really thought was cute but he was nice and I wouldn’t have mind hanging out with him. His eyes were beautiful. He fit all the things I like but his gauges were just way too big for me. I liked talking to him. Mind you both of them would never Skype
me. Which confused me a lot because you have a webcam to take pictures with but no Skype. I just let it be.
Mind you they both would send me nude pictures
of themselves. Face for the original guy and no face for the friend. I am not grossed out about those pictures. They were quite interesting. That was that though.
Today was the day….
So I was messaging the friend today just about my best friend
listening to my rant about my white guy that hasn’t found me and how being mixed is hard because all the white guys think that I am black because of my skin tone but I am mixed. My mother is white to the point where we can trace her family tree back to Ellis Island
. Straight Norwegian. She said I was so dramatic. Maybe even too dramatic. I just want my white knight already. He told me that she will stop saying that when she finds out I have got the biggest d*** in the east. He lives in Indiana
. That’s still in the Midwest
in my books. He agreed. Then my best friend I was on the phone with was like let me see what the original guy looks like. Something was off. She then said what if the friend and him are the same person. I was like that couldn’t be true. They both sent me nudes of themselves to me. I asked the friend if his guy was fake. He tried to ask me about the sign he made. That sign could be for anyone. My name wasn’t on it, it wasn’t real. Then I said I don’t know what to believe anymore. He was taking 10 years so I said well that was a good enough answer. Then he said that he can’t make me believe in something I don’t. Then I asked him if we can Skype then I will know he is real….no reply….I asked why would you lie….no reply…. I then lastly asked Can you just tell me the truth…..no reply. Then I started to look up his name on Google.
I got nothing but a criminal from Florida
. I then looked up my name on Google to see what came up. Pictures of me from my Facebook and any other account with my name on it came up. I then looked back on Facebook both profiles were deleted. I told my friend on the phone and she was like I cannot believe it. I was shocked. I caught them in their own lie.
I got Catfished in a weird kind of way but it was like a double and no feelings were hurt.
It’s kind of liberating. I told you my life was crazy, That’s just the present.
My advice for all you internet freaks is ask them to Skype if they say no that should be the biggest red flag you will ever see. I’m still shocked I need to tell my roommate. My life = insane. Join the ride of your life if you want to I promise it will be safe